
Funny Valentine Card
Price range: KSh 350 through KSh 650
A brutally honest and hilarious Valentine’s card for couples who keep it real. Crude, funny, and weirdly romantic , just like true love.
Love isn’t always roses and romance , sometimes it’s honesty, laughter, and putting up with each other’s nonsense.
This Funny Valentine Card Kenya features the cheeky poem:
“Roses are red, violets are blue, your farts f**ing stink, but I still love you.”*
It’s bold, unapologetic, and perfect for couples who share a no-filter sense of humour. Ideal for long-term relationships, confident partners, and anyone who believes that laughter is a love language.
This card is best gifted when:
You’re comfortable being brutally honest
Your relationship thrives on humour
You want a Valentine’s card that stands out from the clichés
| Size | A4, A5 (Standard) |
|---|---|
| Vibe | Funny |
| Production Style | Printed |
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